Seattle Times  on July 13, 2024


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The mayor showed up at the farmers market with his two professional mugs in tow. He had just received a call from the market manager. The manager looked flummoxed trying to explain how a new tent showed up with no permit with a big sign that said “Come see Federal Way’s future 2054,” but the man in the tent would not let anybody but the mayor in. The police chief who arrived at the scene first had already talked to the manager and told the mayor he had spoken to the professor outside the tent and learned that nothing would be revealed until the mayor arrived to unlock the seal.

federalwaymirror.com (Opinion)     Jul 13, 2024