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Houthi missiles hit Saudi Arabia's giant Ras Tanura refinery as daily interceptions over Riyadh prompt British air-defense deployment and a UN appeal
South Africans voted November 4 in municipal elections with polls showing ANC support falling to ~30%, testing the party's post-2024 coalition survival
Cyclone Murasu made landfall near Ongole, Andhra Pradesh, November 3, with 100-120 kmph winds, prompting 30,000 evacuations and 21 flight cancellations
Times report alleges Peltola allies recruited a second Dan Sullivan as an Alaska ballot spoiler; DOJ sues to block certification, Dunleavy probes, Democrats deny
Pentagon probes suspected hack behind August freezer failures at at least six U.S. military commissaries, coordinating with France after a 350-store supermarket refrigeration cyberattack
Israel's election ends in exit-poll deadlock: Netanyahu's bloc ~50-52 seats, Eisenkot's opposition ~51-53, no majority; record 77.7% turnout
King Charles condemns slave trade as 'shameful chapter' at CHOGM in Antigua but stops short of apology, spurring renewed reparations demands
Methodist pastor Adam Hamilton defeats GOP Sen. Roger Marshall, flipping Kansas's Senate seat to Democrats for the first time since 1932
Michael Carrick says 'whatever happens will happen' as Manchester United's winless run hits nine games after a 2-0 Chelsea defeat, with sacking speculation mounting
North Korea allegedly orchestrated a record $6.3 billion Binance hack; Argentina dismisses crypto case against President Milei
FBI joins Philippine probe into Thomas Markle Sr. over alleged child abuse images found at his former Cebu home, which he denies
Congo's Bundibugyo Ebola outbreak tops 10,060 confirmed cases and 4,887 deaths as first vaccine trial launches and cases reach Kenya and Nigeria
Qatari mediators push a US-Iran peace draft as Vance's letter to Tehran opens a negotiating channel days before midterms
Milwaukee Brewers beat Tampa Bay Rays 4-1 in Game 5 to win the franchise's first World Series title; Contreras named MVP
Two helicopters collided landing at Nepal's Pheriche helipad near Everest Base Camp on November 3, killing an Indian tourist and injuring three
League Two Fleetwood Town stunned Premier League champions Arsenal 5-3 on penalties (after 1-1) in the Carabao Cup fourth round on October 27, 2026

















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