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Cyclone Arnab struck Andhra Pradesh on Oct 28 with 150 kmph gusts after ~100,000 evacuations; no initial deaths were reported
At least 64-68 killed near Urda, Spain after a Renfe high-speed train, cleared past a red signal during a signalling-system computer failure, slammed into a stationary Iryo train
Israel's election ends deadlocked: Netanyahu bloc ~53 seats, Eisenkot ~48, record 19 Arab-party seats; both claim mandate, no majority path
Houthi missiles hit Saudi Arabia's giant Ras Tanura refinery as daily interceptions over Riyadh prompt British air-defense deployment and a UN appeal
ECB President Christine Lagarde resigns effective February 7, 2027, triggering a succession race before France's 2027 election
Africa's first Olympic event, the Dakar 2026 Youth Olympic Games, opened in Senegal on October 31 with ~2,700 athletes
Congo's Bundibugyo Ebola outbreak tops 10,060 confirmed cases and 4,887 deaths as first vaccine trial launches and cases reach Kenya and Nigeria
Qatari mediators push a US-Iran peace draft as Vance's letter to Tehran opens a negotiating channel days before midterms
India's INDIA bloc holds mock impeachment of CEC Gyanesh Kumar and mass Delhi rally demanding removal over alleged electoral-roll manipulation; BJP counter-protests
Poland's constitutional crisis escalates as Tusk's government suspends the Tribunal president, Nawrocki cuts short a Senegal trip to intervene, and the opposition files a no-confidence motion
King Charles condemns slave trade as 'shameful chapter' at CHOGM in Antigua but stops short of apology, spurring renewed reparations demands
Melania Trump-brokered Oleshky ceasefire ends Nov. 1 with nearly 800 civilians evacuated from Russian-occupied Kherson region, officials say
Iliana Iotova, a Ukraine-aid critic favoring Kremlin dialogue, wins Bulgaria's presidential runoff 57.6% to 39.5%, becoming Bulgaria's first elected female president
League Two Fleetwood Town stunned Premier League champions Arsenal 5-3 on penalties (after 1-1) in the Carabao Cup fourth round on October 27, 2026
Democrats win control of House and Senate in 2026 midterms, flipping GOP Senate seats in Texas, Kansas, Iowa, Ohio, the Carolinas, Maine and South Carolina
North Korean TraderTraitor hackers steal record $6.3 billion from Binance in 20-minute attack; exchange freezes $3 billion and vows full repayment

















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