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Obama's "Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory" jab at Trump's gold White House triggered days of Trump World counterattacks while the chain itself posted record $1.03B quarterly revenue
India's INDIA bloc holds mock impeachment of CEC Gyanesh Kumar and mass Delhi rally demanding removal over alleged electoral-roll manipulation; BJP counter-protests
Suliman Carrim granted R100,000 bail by Pretoria Magistrate's Court in Madlanga Commission no-show case; State failed to prove flight risk
Renfe AVE train rear-ends stationary Iryo train near Urda, Spain, killing 69 after control center cleared it despite failed automatic signalling, weeks before snap election
Bangladesh garment workers demanding 30,000 taka minimum wage clashed with police, idling hundreds of factories and threatening global apparel shipments
King Charles condemns slave trade as 'shameful chapter' at CHOGM in Antigua but stops short of apology, spurring renewed reparations demands
South Africans voted November 4 in municipal elections with polls showing ANC support falling to ~30%, testing the party's post-2024 coalition survival
North Korean TraderTraitor hackers steal record $6.3 billion from Binance in 20-minute attack; exchange freezes $3 billion and vows full repayment
Sir Patrick Stewart, Star Trek's Captain Picard and X-Men's Professor Xavier, died at 86 in Los Angeles from Alzheimer's and Lewy body dementia
Kimi Antonelli can clinch the 2026 F1 title as youngest-ever champion with a top-nine finish at Sunday's Mexico City Grand Prix
Qatari mediators push a US-Iran peace draft as Vance's letter to Tehran opens a negotiating channel days before midterms
CISA confirms active exploitation of critical PHP2Shell flaws (CVE-2026-109618/109619), giving federal agencies three days to patch; AI-discovered, exploited worldwide
Houthi missiles hit Saudi Arabia's giant Ras Tanura refinery as daily interceptions over Riyadh prompt British air-defense deployment and a UN appeal
Bayern coach Vincent Kompany hospitalized after training-ground collapse; sidelined for weeks as depleted Bayern still beat Freiburg 3-1
Times report alleges Peltola allies recruited a second Dan Sullivan as an Alaska ballot spoiler; DOJ sues to block certification, Dunleavy probes, Democrats deny
Poland's constitutional crisis escalates as Tusk's government suspends the Tribunal president, Nawrocki cuts short a Senegal trip to intervene, and the opposition files a no-confidence motion
















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