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Israel's election ends in exit-poll deadlock: Netanyahu's bloc ~50-52 seats, Eisenkot's opposition ~51-53, no majority; record 77.7% turnout
India's INDIA bloc holds mock impeachment of CEC Gyanesh Kumar and mass Delhi rally demanding removal over alleged electoral-roll manipulation; BJP counter-protests
Jio Platforms surged 21% in its October 28 Mumbai debut after India's largest-ever $3.2B IPO, becoming India's second-most valuable listed company
Democrat Haley Stevens endorses Republican Mike Rogers for Michigan Senate two days before midterms, citing feud with Abdul El-Sayed over Israel-related ad
US-brokered local ceasefire in Russian-occupied Oleshky took effect Oct. 27 and held its first 30 hours, enabling aid and civilian evacuations
At least 64-68 killed near Urda, Spain after a Renfe high-speed train, cleared past a red signal during a signalling-system computer failure, slammed into a stationary Iryo train
Dolores Huerta, United Farm Workers co-founder who coined 'Sí, se puede,' died of cancer at 96 in Bakersfield on October 28, 2026
North Korea allegedly orchestrated a record $6.3 billion Binance hack; Argentina dismisses crypto case against President Milei
Kimi Antonelli can clinch the 2026 F1 title as youngest-ever champion with a top-nine finish at Sunday's Mexico City Grand Prix
Poland's constitutional crisis escalates as Tusk's government suspends the Tribunal president, Nawrocki cuts short a Senegal trip to intervene, and the opposition files a no-confidence motion
Cyclone Arnab struck Andhra Pradesh on Oct 28 with 150 kmph gusts after ~100,000 evacuations; no initial deaths were reported
Lula wins historic fourth term 51.79%-48.21% over Flávio Bolsonaro, who flees to Miami amid probes as markets crash
Sir Patrick Stewart, Star Trek's Captain Picard and X-Men's Professor Xavier, died at 86 in Los Angeles from Alzheimer's and Lewy body dementia
CISA confirms active exploitation of critical PHP2Shell flaws (CVE-2026-109618/109619), giving federal agencies three days to patch; AI-discovered, exploited worldwide
Chancellor Merz tours Singapore, Japan, South Korea proposing a global alliance for rules-based trade and deeper EU-Asia supply-chain and tech ties
Milwaukee Brewers beat Tampa Bay Rays 4-1 in Game 5 to win the franchise's first World Series title; Contreras named MVP

















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